"I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell."
asleepyshelby:

taylorswift:

If anyone’s wondering, yes I’m in Vegas.Yes, it’s 10:48pm.Yes, I can hear the pulsating beats resonating from several clubs within earshot.Yes, I’ve chosen to spend my evening looking at photos of autumnal windows on Tumblr.Yes, I am proud.

Yes, I am in Portland after driving 10 hours from my “old” home.Yes, tonight is the first night I am spending in my new town. Yes, I realize I should be out celebrating and exploring because the local pizza joint down the street is open until 3am. Yes, my door is locked and I’m doing the exact same thing as taylorswift.Yes, I am not ashamed one bit. 
thecoconutgoddess:

Vegan peanut butter and dark chocolate cookie by @vanillacrunnch, need I say more? This chica’s recipes are out of this world! Mmm, look at all that goooooo 🐒🍪✨
  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here
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    "I can’t remember the last time you weren’t on my mind."

    imtoolaceytodoanything:

    bondoge:

    why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

    that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

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    prettycolors:

#a6598e
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    unsmokable:

    someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool